There once was a gay horse, that lived on w. 4th. He was very happy with his life, and the animals in it, Until he met the pig. The pig owned the new organic juice bar in Union Square, and it was the talk of downtown. The horse stopped in to get his favorite juice of all: carrot, ginger, beet, when he caught the pig staring at him. The horse asked why the pig was staring? The pig said: "you look like girl, you talk like girl, but you are man. Dishonor to your father.. You should be ashamed." The horse felt judge, and said "I am who I am, and wouldn't change a thing, maybe you should try and be a little more open minded!" Off the horse went, proud for sticking up of himself, feeling braver then ever.
As years passed and the Pig grew older, he decided to give up the juice life to his youngest son, a misunderstood diva, who his father hadn't discovered his sexual preference yet. The father pig said to his son, "you will live long son, you are a hard worker, and you stand up for what you believe in!" When his father finally retired, his young pig son said, "thanks for all you have done, I can't wait to proudly serve the community- even the gay one! Out raged the Pig said, "son, you can't be tolerate of them, that's not what is right!" And the son laughed and said, "but I am only standing up for what I believe in!"
"Be tolerant of differences, or you son will turn out gay"
Or
"Be open-minded"
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