The wolf and the cow
On a cold winter night a
cow was laying inside a barn when he hears a knock on the door (knock-knock).
"Hey Mr. Cow please let me inside it is cold out here" said the wolf.
"No way" said the cow "you are just going to eat me."
"No, no" replied the wolf, "I promise I won't, its just so cold
out here." "Ok" says the cow, "only because you
promised." As the wolf walks in looking around for other animals, he gets
comfortable by the fire and starts howling. "Hey! Keep it down, I'm trying
to sleep here" says the cow. "Ok, ok I am sorry" replied the
wolf, "I promise to keep quiet." The wolf starts to howl again as there
is another knock on the door. "What the hell?" yells the pig
"who can that be." "That is my buddy Steve" said the wolf
"he is really cold too, let him in, I promise he won't eat you
too". As the second wolf walks in, they both corner the cow. The wolf
says, "You stupid cow, I am a wolf what makes you think I won't eat
you." As the second wolfs smiles and looks at the cow he says, "I
want my steak rare, very rare."
Moral – Do not be so
trusting in people/animals who appear to be friendly.
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